Dallas Entertainment Coupons

Sex sells... but it can also be pretty funny. Just take today's deal to see SPANK! The Fifty Shades Parody-- a musical that brings the best selling novel to life, then turns it on its head.

With this offer, you'll pay $24 ($55 value) for one Reserved Seat ticket to catch the show at the Majestic Theatre on your choice of date: July 10 or 11.

Featuring more than 100 exhibitors, cooking demos, tastings, workshops, and book signings, as well as appearances by some of the culinary world's biggest stars and celebs from The Food Network, MetroCooking Dallas is the place to be for Dallas foodies. Head to the Dallas Convention Center on Saturday, September 21 or Sunday, September 22 with this offer on tickets, and you'll get the chance to not only take in all of the spectacle, but also enjoy a Paula Deen Premium ticket with your choice of two offers.

Pay $15 for a one-day General Admission pass and digital cookbook

Pay $89 for a Paula Deen Premium ticket, including:

• General Admission valid on the day of the Paula Deen presentation
• Access to a one-hour cooking demonstration with Paula Deen
• An exclusive Paula Deen cocktail demo
• A digital cookbook
• A recipe card autographed by Paula Deen

What happens when you mix timeless music with side-splitting comedy? Find out for yourself with this offer for a ticket package to see Cheech and Chong's "Up In Smoke Tour" at Verizon Theatre at Grand Prairie on Saturday, June 1. Headlined by the Grammy-winning comedy duo Cheech and Chong, this unforgettable night also features performances by funk all-stars WAR and R&B band Tower of Power.

$99 for a ticket package, including:
• One Center 200-Level Ticket
• One Mazda Club Pass
• General Parking

Based on a year and a half of extensive research and interviews with immigrants living in the Dallas-Fort Worth region, the talented artists and writers at Cara Mía Theatre Co. wrote "The Dreamers: A Bloodline." This brand-new work is part one in a trilogy of plays centered around immigration, and is premiering at the Latino Cultural Center. With this deal, see the dramatic story of three El Salvadorian women struggling to reach the United States by way of Mexico in order to help their families.

Choose from the following offers:
• Pay $8 ($16 value) for one General Admission ticket
• Pay $15 ($32 value) for two General Admission tickets

Tomato, tomahto, potato, potahto -- there's no need to call the whole thing off just because you can't agree. Instead, duke it out in a good old-fashioned food fight at Dallas's famous Tomato Battle. With today's deal, you can make it rain ketchup by paying $25 ($51 value) for a ticket to this May 26 event that will have you seeing red (in a good way). You'll enjoy live music and, of course, plenty of tomato throwing. Leave the nice clothes at home, tie on some shoes with good tread, and get your throwing arm ready to do some damage. No matter how you say it, we can all agree this tomato-tossing throwdown is not to be missed.

Want more? Check out Tomato Battle on Facebook.

Featuring Zooey Deschanel and M. Ward, indie-pop duo She & Him is one of the genre's most popular acts. Now, you'll catch the group live in concert at Verizon Theatre at Grand Prairie on Saturday, June 15 with this offer. Touring in support of a brand-new album, Volume 3,the band will bring its infection energy and twinkling sound to town for one night only as they run through beloved songs from the back catalog as well as soon-to-be fan favorites.

$69 for a ticket package, including:
• One 200-Level Ticket
• One Mazda Club Pass
• General Parking

Everything is bigger in Texas, even the craft shows. With this offer from Seasons Events, pay $10 ($20 value) for four tickets to the Heart of Texas Arts and Crafts Show. Held on Friday and Saturday, June 14 and 15 at the Plano Centre, this expo features 80 to 100 vendors offering artisan creations and vintage goods off all kinds. Peruse an extensive selection of artwork and crafts like framed mosaics, pottery, and candles right alongside antiques and collectables from decades gone by.

Want more? Check out the Heart of Texas Arts and Crafts Show on Facebook.

Enjoy a performance every branch of your family tree can love with this offer: For $12 ($24 value), for two tickets to the Family Comedy and Magic Show at Arlington Improv and use your tickets to attend a 2 p.m. Sunday matinée show on select dates in April, May, and June.

Suitable or anyone ages 4 years old and older, this afternoon performance will bring a smile to your face with a mix of stand-up comedy, variety show antics, stunning sleight of hand magic, and hilarious chances for audience participation.

Want more? Check out Arlington Improv on Facebook.

With US album sales of more than 5 million copies as well as a dedicated worldwide following, Cheap Trick is one of rock's most celebrated bands ever. Catch these legends for yourself with this offer: For $99, you'll score one 200-Level Side ticket to the band's concert at Verizon Theater at Grand Praire on Friday, June 21 along with a Mazda Club pass and general parking.

Planning for your big day can be a big chore -- make the task more manageable when you say "I do" to this offer for tickets to a Posh Bridal Show. Use your tickets to attend a show at the Cendera Center in Fort Worth on Sunday, May 19 or The Grand Finale in Irving on Sunday, June 30.

Posh Bridal shows bring together all of the specialists and vendors you need to put on your dream wedding. Spend the day meeting with planning pros, checking out designer dresses, and checking out offers from florists, DJs, caterers, and bakeries. More than just a shopping experience, these bridal shows also feature door prizes, dance offs, and interactive exhibits like makeup demonstrations.

Choose from the following offers:

• $12 ($24 value) for two tickets
• $22 ($48 value) for four tickets

This Terrell horseback riding club boasts beautiful, friendly horses fit for a variety of levels, as well as experienced trainers on-hand to help your child have a birthday to remember:

• $175 ($375 value) for a two-hour party for up to 15 children
• $39 ($75 value) for a one-hour intro horseback class for ages 10 and older
• Call to schedule your party or reserve your child's spot in class

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Because Rocking Lazy K Ranch is a working ranch, you'll be riding horses that normally work cattle -- which means both you and the horses will relish the chance get away from work with this deal:

• $89 ($250 value) for a horseback trail ride with dinner for two
• $175 ($500 value) for a horseback trail ride with dinner for four
• Your meal is a steak dinner with homemade pie

Why You'll Love Lazy K Ranch
This outdoor outfit provides these three-hour trail rides every day of the week on trails of varying degrees of difficulty, allowing you to pick the level you're most comfortable with. Just in case you're new in the saddle, you'll receive a quick lesson to make you confident and then you'll start your ride. You'll ride before stopping to enjoy a meal of a six-ounce steak, homestyle sides, homemade pie, sweet tea, and coffee to enjoy around the fire. You'll finish the ride before ending back at the corral.

Rocking Lazy K Ranch's Website | Facebook

Choosing a fine wine can feel overwhelming -- but at Stoney's Wine Lounge, which began inside a vintage Humble Oil Station, friendly experts will help you feel like a vino pro as you enjoy a complimentary food pairing plate:

• $19 ($40 value) for a one-hour wine and food pairing class for two
• Facility boasts a tasting room and climate-controlled wine storage lockers
• Reservations are required; classes are Tuesday at 7 p.m. & Thursday at 6:30 p.m.

Stoney's Wine Lounge's Website | Facebook

Led by the team that took over the historic Texas Theater in 2010, the second annual Oak Cliff Film Festival runs June 6-9 and celebrates the culture and filmmaking of Oak Cliff, the Bishop Arts District, and more:

• $10 ($20 value) for two single-film tickets
• $15 ($40 value) for four single-film tickets
• $85 ($175 value) for a VIP Producer's badge for screenings and parties

About The Texas Theater
This Dallas landmark, which opened in 1931, is easily recognized by its distinctive, brightly lit Texas sign out front. You'll earn serious hipster cred as you sip David Lynch Signature Cup coffee while listening to the lobby's Crosley record player. If you're a more earnest film geek, you can peruse the theater's selection of film literature, paintings, and classic posters. See one of the festival's films at this theater, or head to any of the other festival locations, including Kessler Theatre and the Bishop Arts Theatre Center.

The Texas Theatre's Website | Facebook

This stand-out stable is conveniently located in Fairview -- about 30 minutes from Dallas -- and provides top-notch instruction for both beginning and experienced riders ages 5-16:

• $37 ($75 value) for a half-day of camp, which includes one riding lesson
• $75 ($150 value) for a full day of camp, which includes two lessons
• Call to reserve your child's spot at this horseback riding day camp

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In either a morning (9 a.m. to noon) or afternoon (1 to 4 p.m.) session at Color Me Mine, your child will get to work designing and painting one piece of art:

• $19 ($40 value) for one half-day summer art camp class
• Each camp day offers a different item, and weeks are themed around fun concepts
• Call to reserve your child's spot; snacks will be provided

Color Me Mine's Website | Facebook

Located inside DynoRock, this gym offers sessions that help kids get fit in the same fun, challenging way as their parents -- through CrossFit:

• $50 ($100 value) for one month of CrossFit kids classes
• $65 ($135 value) for ten one-hour CrossFit kids classes
• Call to reserve your child's spot in camp or class

CrossFit North Arlington's Website | Facebook

The summer camps at The Primer School in Arlington last from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., and they're perfect for preschoolers and kindergarteners. Let your tyke have a great time while learning a few things with this deal:

• $69 ($140 value) for "How Does It Work" camp from July 8-11
• $69 ($140 value) for "History Alive" camp from June 17-20
• $69 ($140 value) for "Make Believe Explorers" camp July 24-27

Send your child to "How Does It Work" camp, and he or she will experience the joys of scientific discovery, food science, reactions, and eruptions, learning basic scientific concepts in the process.

US history is the name of the game at the "History Alive" camp, where your little one will learn about important historical events through the use of dress-up, music, and educational play.

In "Make Believe Explorers" camp, intrepid youngsters use theater, crafts, and dress-up to enter a world of princesses, dragons, and talking trees.

The Primer School's Website | Facebook

Show off city pride for your current residence or beloved hometown with a sleek graphic print map. Carticulate Maps's unique creations are designed in NYC and printed in Minneapolis:

• $16 ($33 value) for an 18" x 24" city flag print
• Choose from 58 cities in eight regions
• Full-color maps are printed on high-quality fine art paper

Carticulate Maps's Website

Personalize your next big announcement with unique stationery from SimplyToImpress.com. You can tailor the text, design, and upload photos to make it yours:

• Pay $15 for $45 to spend on customized stationery
• Pay $30 for $65 to spend on customized stationery
• Find chic invitations, cards, and announcements for all occasions

"I love my cards! Thank you so much! Perfect design for a reasonable price!" -- Happy Customer

Great for Grads & More
With fast turnaround (just two days!), a wide selection, and a stress-free online design system, you can whip up invites and thank you notes; graduation and birthday cards; and birth announcements, save-the-dates, and more.

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