During our recent outrageous storm you might have sled down Denny Way, or caught big air off that impromptu jump built off of Kerry Park, but a winter paradise, Seattle was not. For snow as vast and soft as the sands in Palm Beach, hitch a ride on this luxury Adventure: a two-night, three-day stay for up to four people at Cascade Lodge in Whistler, British Columbia, with lift tickets, round-trip luxury coach transportation, drinks, daily aprés-ski, local area discounts, and loads more.

On Friday afternoon, head to the pick-up point at Seattle Center next to the Experience Music Project. (We recommend riding on public transport or getting dropped off, as nearby overnight parking can top $25 a night.) We'll board a luxury bus with our expert team of weekend warriors who'll entertain us with skiing movies as we make our way north (and past customs, so bring your passport) before arriving at Cascade Lodge in Whistler Village North.

Upon arrival, we'll be greeted by warm refreshments and settle down in gorgeous one-bedroom (with one queen bed and one queen pull-out couch) or studio (with one queen bed) suites. Those that pick the studio suites can look forward to convenience kitchens, while the one-bedroom suites feature a fully equipped kitchen and living room with a rimrock gas fireplace. Both suites come with HD LCD televisions, complimentary wireless Internet access, luxurious linens, and access to the hotel's heated outdoor pool (one of the largest in Whistler) and two hot tubs, which have spectacular, panoramic views of Whistler and Blackcomb mountains.

After checking in, we'll receive LivingSocial swag bags containing our two-day lift tickets (valued at more than $200 per person), thermoses, sunglasses, and exclusive discounts at a ton of Whistler's best businesses. After settling in, we'll meet at a popchips-sponsored happy hour to nosh on appetizers and a drink, both of which are on the house. With 25% savings on food all weekend at Longhorn Saloon & Grill, Tapley's Pub, and Buffalo Bills, we'll be on our own for dinner, and then choose to party the night away or rest up for our first day on the mountain.

Saturday morning, our Adventures guides will hand-deliver continental breakfast; then, we'll hit the slopes early for a full day, enjoying this mountain that played host to the 2010 Winter Olympic Games and features 8,171 acres of terrain that is 100% open—one of the only mountains in the country to offer so much—and it's had some 23 feet of cumulative snow so far this season... and always has some of the best views in the world.

After a full day of pounding the powder, we'll congregate for an après-ski at Longhorn Saloon & Grill, where we'll each be treated to our first drink as we nosh on the legendary nachos. For dinner, we'll explore this quintessential ski town and hit up a few of the other aprés-ski haunts that house the laid-back crowd Whistler is known for. Or, for those interested in purchasing extracurricular activities, such as a local snowmobile tour or spa treatments, our team can help book whatever suits our fancy.

Sunday, we'll enjoy our delivered morning breakfast and hit the slopes for another long day of etching our names in snow. With our limbs expired, we'll board our ride back to Seattle with our appetites for real skiing (and for views of real snow peaks) sated. Take that, Kerry Park.