If you're looking for more than the schmooze-a-thon of chocolates, roses, and sappy greeting cards this Valentine's Day, set course for this Adventure: a fantasy-filled '70s Love Boat twilight cruise around the San Francisco Bay.

Gussy up with some stellar '70s threads—perhaps a bright white, nice and tight polyester trouser suit?—along with some warmer gear, and meet our mod squad at Pier 43½ at Fisherman's Wharf. We'll board Red and White Fleet's Royal Prince and cast off for a two-hour tour of bliss on the bay. If seeing bridges, beaches, and bastilles from a whole new vantage point isn't enough to make us feel charmed, we'll also have one ticket for a drink at the bar and drink specials all night.

As we work up our appetites dancing and singing our hearts out, we'll be able to refuel with a delightful spread of appetizers. We'll dig into delicious bites from Piazza Market Catering, including Venetian polenta cakes, mini meatballs, crisp crudites, Gorgonzola pizza, and Mediterranean platters. (For those who opt to take the cruise on Valentine's Day, there will be a full gourmet Italian buffet dinner.) We'll also get the chance to play on-board versions of everyone's favorite TV game shows and we'll have a contest for best male, female, and group costumes, with the prize being a free ticket to an upcoming Adventure. Put cupid in his place this year and come aboard this Love Boat. We're expecting you.